If loving Aunt Gladys is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Asking for a bowl of water because “it’s just one of the quirks she’s accepted about herself” is life goals. Asking for it to kill a lovely, innocent couple is awful. Damn it, Gladys. If you hate how much you love her like me, this is the perfect bracelet for you (or them)!
If loving Aunt Gladys is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Asking for a bowl of water because “it’s just one of the quirks she’s accepted about herself” is life goals. Asking for it to kill a lovely, innocent couple is awful. Damn it, Gladys. If you hate how much you love her like me, this is the perfect bracelet for you (or them)!